Slurpee King

The owner of the 7-Eleven in Kennewick, Washington. According to 7-Eleven, Inc., that store sells more Slurpees than any store in the world.

Let's head down to see the Slurpee King and get some brain freeze.

by CougarDon May 18, 2011

king tyrex

The number one wolf dad, The mighty ruler of the sacred plains, a very funny and charming fur that loves talking with others

"King Tyrex is a really cool dude...also totally daddy material *blushes*"

by 1992727e99 September 20, 2017

King Kwan

A thewinekone lookalike who is "weird."

Hey King Kwan. You're a thewinekone lookalike who is weird!

by GooTuM December 13, 2008

Banter king

The king of banter. The guy with the ultimate banter.

When jake cock blocks tommy all night long and he has to resort to prostitutes as the result. Jake is the banter king that night

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015

the king of town

A character at www.homestarrunner.com who seems to have power over the poop smith. The King of Town Rules homestarville with an iron fist and makes sure everyone knows that he is number 1.

by Trogdor July 31, 2003

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

model king

Architect of particular skill in the manufacture of scale models.

In broader use, anyone who spends a lot of time on a particularly fiddley project.

'hey get out more, model king'

by Primer Grey November 9, 2004