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Jacob

The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.
Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"
by Half As Funny April 11, 2022
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Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh
by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022
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jacobpennbarry2

jacobpennbarry2 is a hard-working GMT DS in ETS who deserves a promotion. he absolutely fucking carries his timezone because he is smexy.
some neek in vc: hey jacobpennbarry2 you suck as a DS
jacobpennbarry2: no am smexy ds man always
by yikesimjacob April 12, 2022
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Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
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Jacob Petti

damn you totally acting like jacob petti rn
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
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Jacob Petti

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
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Jacob

A guy who is not tryna catch it with this amazing guy they call Carlos
Carlos: im tryna catch it ,tryna catch a round with you same place. Jacob: runss
by Clos 3x April 16, 2022
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