jack liascos

a jack liascos is a manly specimen who grows facial hair faster than viagra grows a dick. he is known for a hot sister who gets piped by eddie betts on the daily even though eddie betts freezes whenever she is in the vacinity. jack liascos is a retarded creature with many weaknesses, some weaknesses are that he is unable to leave ice cream in a freezer and doesn't know the recipe for a chocolate milkshake. he is also angered by basketballs on the roof, EVAN SPENCE and when people steel his pillow when he is trying to nap.

it is a jack liascos over there. creamery, like bakery. U retard

by jackliascoshimself696969 April 7, 2022

Jack Jingle

When you anonymously go up behind someone, put your hands down their pants and reach around to cup their balls.

Ayyyy mate let’s go give my boyfriend a Jack Jingle

by Aquadaddy March 24, 2022

Jack Mckerracher

very very very very very sexy

cum in me jack mckerracher

by chrismortontv January 4, 2021

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.

Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Gavin jack

I like you but i was scared to say anything

gavin jack you should you knoww talk to me sometime

by yk.layy February 9, 2021

jack and cecilia

A couple that is very good looking together. People are jealous of their love. They move mountains when they are together. Jack is Cecilia’s strength and Cecilia is Jack’s peace. Together they are untreatable.

Jack and Cecilia are a love like no other.

by Cattrap March 20, 2021

Juice jacking

Hacking into someone's phone via a public charging station.

Why bill, I do believe I've been a victim of juice jacking

again while I charged my phone at the McDonald's
. My entire bank accounts been wiped out.

by Cranedude76 March 20, 2021