Sock

Torture devices for your feet.

A: "Why don't you wear socks?!"
B: "They burn my feet to death!!!!!!"

by Aristar May 28, 2018

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Grippy Sock GF

nymphomaniac

GET THAT GRIPPY SOCK GF SOME DICK QUICK

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

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Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.

Mom found poop sock

by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

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Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

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