Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"
Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."
Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."
by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

by The popular Girl April 14, 2019

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023

by Magenta Horse fan66 June 16, 2013

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
