The situation, as a male, were a female of around your age wants to be your "Mommy" while she is already in a relationship.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was almost getting Pap'd during that cruise holliday"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"
by LovelyNameIdea July 12, 2023
by xxpussy360xx November 05, 2022
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
getting lollypoped means receiving an blowjob by a beautiful woman so your lolly(dick,cock,shlong etc) getting poped (sucked)
Jerome was invited to a friends party after drinking a few drinks out of an red plastic cup he decide to snatch one of the ladys to get it on with her so they locked theireselves up and Jerry was about getting lollypoped
by wizzlars January 20, 2013
by Kushlossus of Klout November 24, 2020
(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.
Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.
by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018
Having sex with an older woman.
by GettingGranny.mp4 September 14, 2019