fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020

FAKING GAY

A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"

Bruh 1: Bruh 2, you're so stupid
Bruh 2: NO BITCH, YOU'RE FAKING GAY
Bruh 1: *despawns*

by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019

Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024