by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.
Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019

If you are here, you might know someone called Ethan or you just here. However, for those who know someone called Ethan, then I want you to know that he is very nice and kind. If you need any help, he will cheer you up and life would be better with him.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
by Keyranaway April 18, 2022

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

ethan is a square
by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023
