a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020
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“Dad I’m hungy”
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“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
“Dad I’m hungy”
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“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
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For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
by grammarboffin September 26, 2014
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