your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

your dad by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022

ur dad lesbian 

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

ur dad lesbian by anonymous March 7, 2022

ur dad 

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

ur dad by anonymous March 7, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

your dad by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

bestfriends dad 

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

bestfriends dad by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

UR DAD 

It is a general comeback when someone says something to you

Person 1: I had oatmeal for breakfast
Person 2: I had UR DAD for breakfast.

UR DAD by anonymous March 31, 2022

ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

ur dad is hot by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022