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Dragon's Pubes Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy
by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
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like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy
Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.
by Thịnh March 10, 2024
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Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
by jdus568 May 31, 2024
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Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.
He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?
“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”
by MotifMixes November 8, 2025
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He was being so unproductive and carefree during our class project, so I gave him a piece of my mind and he really shaped up. It was like taking candy from a baby.
by Very very real definitions November 26, 2025
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