Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn

We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning

by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017

burning spice cookie

literally the hottest cookie in crk i love him sm

burning spice cookie is so cool

by remysdreams February 17, 2025

burnside burn

When you burn a hole in your pants while smoking.

Buzz pulled the old Burnside Burn while intensely watching an astroid safety video.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Burn

Put her through the ringer in the press or on social media

After what she’s said she’s asking for a proper burn

by Twitlawyer February 5, 2021

Joy burns

She is the most beautiful lady to ever exist and has massive melons. Unfortunately she gave birth to a child and that child is Lorcan

I wish I had joy burns.
Isn't she the most beautiful women to exist?

by Joy lover November 23, 2021

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023