Juul Brain

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.

Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.

by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018

brain

something I lost when I was 2 months old.

me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
.
thats how I lost my brain

by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

right-brain luring

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.

The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018