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ronnie balls

A situation out of your control. It's when you accidentally shit yourself and poop juice envelops around your ballsac.
"Oh shit dude...I farted, but now I have a bad case of ronnie balls."
by eric norman November 30, 2007
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street ball

basketball played in the ghettos, often a rougher version of pro basketball with imperfect courts and a lot of intimidation
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Attic Balls

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.
Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"
by the real b love January 22, 2009
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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."
Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.
by The Stinker July 14, 2006
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Ball Player

1 . Someone who plays sports, like basketball, football or any other sport that involves a ball or balls.

2. A guy who consistantly plays with his nuts be it via pocket pool or balls in hand action in front of the TV.

3. A gay guy who likes to play with other mens balls, such as guy on guy ball juggling or tea bagging.
Wow, our waiters is such a ball player! did you see how he was jostling his junk when taking our order...WTF?
by ballzinyourface November 9, 2010
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Ball And Chain

To have a girlfriend that restricts hanging out with your bros or doing anything fun.
I wanted to hang out with Adam, Neil, and Cody, but Laurens got me on her ball and chain...
by Eddie Pitch August 26, 2010
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Shit Balls

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.
OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shit Balls.
by Ferret79 June 28, 2007
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