Alex

The sexiest hottest coolest person ever to exist

Kai: hey have you seen my ex Alex
Mars: Yeah shes so sexy
Kai: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR MY BOYFRIEND

by 😻🤞 May 9, 2022

Alex mercer

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.

Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"

by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

Alex Millard

The guy you have a one night stand with

Oh yes I have Already met Alex Millard

by TheTrueJohnDoe March 16, 2022

alex

the bestest boy ever omg. funny, hot, respectful, dreamy ugh . his eyes are so beautiful omg and his smile makes mfs melt. ong he's perfect.

ugh that guy's so hot, what an alex

by 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑 ☯☽❀ November 22, 2021

Alex

One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.

I’m alex

by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021

Alex

Alex is a quirky boy with a huge golden Retriever character. he is a moodmaker, a loyal friend and probably the best boyfriend ever. Sometimes childish but has a big heart (and a big bone).

"Who made you laugh this hard?" "Alex did"

by ahugegot7fan May 1, 2023