sam

sam is gay asf but won’t admit it even though we all accept him for who he is for his pride

sam is a wetty

by nat nae nae September 27, 2021

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Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021

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Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021

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Sam Zanjani has the biggest dick in his whole school. It's not even human... Its a fucking beast. All girls wants him and Gustav Karlsson. Gustav also has the biggest dick in his school both Sam and Gustav can get any girl

Sam Gustav

by SixToez October 4, 2021

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National send Sam nudes day

October 5th

This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!

Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"

Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."

Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"

Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"

by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021

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Sam Blair

A ginger haired fine young specimen notorious for his horrendous states and sick behaviour.
He loves scrounging for beak and doesn’t pay his friends back.
A noteable blair experience would be the act of him doing a wild shit and falling in it and proceeded to go into town not a care in the world of his oder.
don’t be like sam

Fuck me at least i’m not sam blair

by spunkymonkeyXD October 7, 2021

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