Muffin Top Doyle

1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.

1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Muffin Top Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Muffin Top Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.

by Hot Bitch 769 March 16, 2008
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Top 10 Worst Rappers

1. D4L(all of them) 2. Dem Franchize Boyz(all of them) 3.Gorilla Black(not Biggie) 4.Shaquille O'Neal 5. Birdman 6. Ray Cash 7. B.G. 8. Young Turk 9. Bizzare 10. Biz Markie

Note:there are a lot of lame ass rappers so some might not have been mentioned, but these guys will easily be forgotten as MC's.
These are definitely The Top 10 Worst Rappers.
by Barry Childress October 05, 2006
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The intro to all of videos for the youtuber JackSepticEye.
"Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and today we'll be playing HAPPY WHEELS!"
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Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...
by Stephanie Grimes July 14, 2019
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top eight whore

1) a person on myspace who moves his/her friends down or up on their tops after fights, etc.

2) a person on myspace that nags other people to be on his/her top friends, complains about the order, etc.

Both are etremely annoying.
1) Person being a top eight whore:
girl: I can't believe she ditched me for her boyfriend last night! I'm soo putting kristen in front of her to piss her off.

2) Why did you move me down on your top eight??? Are you mad at me?
Like omgg.
by tinaa mariee February 18, 2007
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Magga Top Shagger

Someone who is either an annoying arse hole, someone who is stupid or someone who has sex alot
Shut up you little Magga Top Shagger
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Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018
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