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by EMD F59PHI December 31, 2023
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Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.
Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023
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Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017
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BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
by mwecky January 3, 2019
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fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
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turd

he is such a turd
by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018
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turd whisle

I took a turd whisle this morning.
by Sporty75 October 7, 2023
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