Turd of Paradise

Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.

“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.

by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

by cwestn May 10, 2023

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

turd

A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.

To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.

by Adzie December 7, 2006

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024