Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.

The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!

by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023

Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

by SultanofFez January 7, 2019

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

wet student centrist

A person usually a uni student that has no opinion, has little to none to contribute in a conversation because it has been brainwashed by leftist ideology and media outlets as cnn or other generic channels.

I´m not going to continue this conversation because you´re acting like a wet student centrist.

by Hairymairy July 8, 2022

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Double decker wet

When a male is having intercourse with a female then the male sticks his penis into the vagina whilst his tong is also in the females vagina

Karen:Put that double decker wet in my pussy

Bob: anything for you ahhhh

by 123456789qhhhhhhhheyxbsu May 20, 2021

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007