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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Car dip

Water car go drownnnnnn
That car dip is suxz

No U
*breaks nose*

Wtf
Lol
I’m god
Crap
by Yaobdhaknanjd July 5, 2021
mugGet the Car dipmug.

Car

For context,I'm not referring into car as vehicle.

Car is a pun of cat. It become a running joke and inside joke to cat lover community
Person 1:i love car
Person 2: what's your favourite brand?
Person 1:no, i mean cat
by Brosssina March 15, 2024
mugGet the Carmug.

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
mugGet the Riding the hand carmug.

Blizzy Code Car Jewelry

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The Blizzy Code Car Jewelry is a potential world-changing proprietary system for a rapid message delivery system. This system is designed for local and global dominance across all platforms.
by Blizzy Code October 21, 2020
mugGet the Blizzy Code Car Jewelrymug.

waterway car wash

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass
That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude
by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020
mugGet the waterway car washmug.

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse
Owen is helping me with my car tires
by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022
mugGet the helping me with my car tiremug.

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