Tits and a Taco

describes something sweet, awesome, ect

Have you ever been to New York?
its Tits and a taco!

Tits and a Taco by wypij March 19, 2010

Dirty Taco 

When someone performs oral sex on a woman immediately aftfer she received an Alabama hot pocket.

Kevin gave Tracy the Alabama hot pocket and Justin dove down and got himself a dirty taco. And Aaron fucked your mom.

Dirty Taco by Boston-Pancake January 15, 2011

choco-taco 

When, in coitus, one moves from the anus, directly to the vagina

I totally pulled a choco-taco on my girl last night.

choco-taco by Cuba November 6, 2008

seafood taco 

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

seafood taco by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

new jersey taco by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

Walking Taco 

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.

Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.

Walking Taco by McStool the Second April 15, 2014

Mongolian Taco Punch  

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

Mongolian Taco Punch by planmandan January 27, 2009