Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.

Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."

by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

Gas powered bull ride

When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008