Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

Assholian Noncerino Retardus by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism 

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018

realm of retardation 

the most epic discord server

the realm of retardation discord server is fuckin cool

realm of retardation by Alerto official May 1, 2020

REATRD 

Retarded spelling of retard wrote by a retard, for example: Ethan

You are such a REATRD

REATRD by Y33T3D August 23, 2018

rerardness 

someone who is so retarded that they cant realize how retarded they are. these people usually have the iq of 23.

James has rerardness

rerardness by chunky chungus1 March 5, 2019

Regtard 

A Regtard is an offensive slang term that it used against rednecks or hicks. It is a combination of the term retard, and the popular stereotypical redneck name, reggie. Reg-Tard.

“that fat fucking regtard won’t pay child support”
“Andy sure is a regtard”

Regtard by UnderchievingCreativeDick August 4, 2019

Retarmus 

I mean, I think retarmus means that something is so retarded that you can't pronounce retard right because that thing is so retarded that it made you retarmus. That's what I think of when I call something retarmus, at least.

Bro, that girl thought that Christopher Columbus was the first US president. Bro, that's so retarmus.

Retarmus by zwinged October 4, 2019