Retard

An outdated medical term used as an insult towards people with learning disabilities. Sometimes used to describe stupid things.

Very offensive, considered a slur by some.

"Look at him stimming, he's so retarded."

by loopylez December 27, 2021

Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob

Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard

by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Retard Rosie

Some girl named retard Rosie who has a obsession with Billie eyelash

Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.

Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie

by Chicken hole November 27, 2019

Retarded

A word that french teachers will not allow you to say, because it is "past its time"

"That guy's so retarded"
French Teacher: "DONT SAY THAT"

by asdfghjklkevinsweirdandgau May 10, 2018

Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson, Jr

You tard, we tard, retardation.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013