Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Pig pails

The rolls of fat that form on an obese persons thighs between the hip and knees.

Damn girls thigh be holding some serious volume up in them pig pails

by Brogantac August 24, 2018

Wizzle Pig

When you eat a can of spam and then pee in it, close it up, and put it back on the shelf.

Was my meat wizzle pigged? Can you put wizzle pig on the grocery list?

by Pensyl Creek rookies August 25, 2018

pig

hairy feminist warrior

you're such a pig, says the male
no, im a feminist, says the retarded human being
equal rights = equal responsibilities
- *feminist runs away*

by duriantiki September 9, 2018

Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.

Wilbur its time for your pig walk.

by hazingislove September 12, 2018

Roping the Pig

The act of sitting a fat girl's chest and jerking off, trying to get long ropes of cum to encircle the girl's face. Not to be confused with roping the rat, where the act is the same, but with a very skinny girl.

Man 1: So what ever happened with you and that fat girl from the bar? Man 2: We went back to her place, banged for a big, then I sat on her tits and started roping the pig.

by Duece79 September 19, 2018

pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.

Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.

by the musicologist May 28, 2018