An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.
It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.
by Konk miester August 23, 2020
bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.
by Krkič December 30, 2019
Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day
by CjWithBrainrot May 04, 2024
by Jmuss729472 November 07, 2017
When a music artist does that thing when the music stops for a second and starts again and it sounds nice
by Tsovoa April 27, 2024
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021