poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Littlest Muffin

Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator

Littlest Muffin is a God of anime

by SGT.PeaceMaker January 8, 2019

Muffin hole

The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).

Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.

by 982639024 February 6, 2015

Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 15, 2022

Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Tuff Muffin

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021