Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 3, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes

Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*

by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018

mother wata

The baddest bitch alive. A real stepper. Mother Wata is a boss. Wata doesn’t take No for an answer. She is destined for greatness. A true legend if you didn’t know. The only person wetter than a fish. Real player like. Wata could make a hoe slip. A real Star, fish. Wata is a musician, know for her bars and melodies. Wata is sometimes called fresh wata because she always giving a look. The moral of the story is BE LIKE WATA. Don’t be a buster.

Mother Wata stay wetter than a fish.

by MOTHER WATA November 23, 2021

Ur brother a mother

You thought ur sister a mister was bad

Carl: ur sister a mister
Ralph:Ur brother a mother
World: implodes

by Patricia.salad May 11, 2018