Marley And Me

When you are plowing your girlfriend and your dog is plowing you. Then your hamster is eating out your dog and a pregante cockroach crawls inside the hamster’s anus.

My girlfriend found some Marley And Me porn in my parents video tapes last night.

by JayB.150 November 27, 2018

Brick me

To defecate substantially on a willing participants face with the goal of covering the length of their face.

Melania you almost brick me to my chin

by CrazyGoat45 October 31, 2018

Scuse Me!

Often screamed at people on the side of the road In an attempt to get them to do some 180 degree spins.

Him: "I made someone do a full spin with a Scuse me! earlier"
Him 2:"Never gets old

by DavidKnee June 23, 2021

axin me

A black person says are you asking me

Yo my niggar are you a axin me a mother fucking question

by Mryummypants November 24, 2015

Pardon Me

a cool guy will be ns god

Pardon me is very cool and hot

by pardonme_ December 6, 2020

allow me

Give to me, let me borrow. Often used among friends

Oi, blud! Allow me yo' mobile to phone my bitch!

by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

top me

Wanting someone to beat you up

He/She/They can top me any day!

by Teresa83 February 8, 2019