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Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up
by lilgummy May 5, 2023
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Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023
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Jacob

That guy is so jacob
by Durry Muncher November 25, 2017
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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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jacob

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey
by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021
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LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.
"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."
by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020
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