Hard Man

A man with an erection.

Louie will smash any guy that will step to him. Hes a real hard man.

by Beefs🐢 August 23, 2023

Hard Bone

A boner touching another boner.

omg my dad and my brother are doing a real nice hard bone

by fenchen March 21, 2018

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Hard

Technology heard something or to agree “hard”

“Wanna go fishing? “
“Hard”

by Grizzzwaldo May 20, 2021

playing hard to hit

When a girl acts like she doesn’t want to have sex to make a guy try harder than normal.

Similar to ‘playing hard to get’ purely sexual.

Chris: Dude, Shelly wants me so bad.

Brian: Oh man, I been had that. She loves playing hard to hit.

by Deuce Grams March 16, 2022

hard country

A fusion genre of alternative metal/melodic metalcore with country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country

by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025

hard thomas

massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015