"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"
by losfrijoles February 5, 2017
Get the Ghost earphones mug.When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.
1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.
by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019
Get the Ghosted mug.This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.
Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
by saskers December 8, 2019
Get the Blame it on the ghost mug.When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.
by Burwizzle December 14, 2019
Get the Ghost grope mug.Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again
by Xtrzx December 20, 2019
Get the Guilty ghosting mug.by Dickalishes January 4, 2020
Get the BIG GHOST mug.1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
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