International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

Black people

A descendant of the ape or monkey. They often enjoy kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. Beware they tend to escape cotton field. May also be called: monkey, coon, nigga, nigger

Person 1: GET BACK INTO THE FEILDS!
Bystander: What’s with these black people? Why do they always run?
Bystander 2: fucking niggers.

by anonymous July 31, 2024

People's Squadism

People's squadism, also people's squadsism, is a social and political movement that advocates the replacement of police by people's squads, together with the abolition of the police itself. People's squadism is actually advocated by lib-lefts, lib-centres and lib-rights, making people's squadism be considered as a libertarian unity movement.

"People's squadism walks together with the police abolitionism, since police abolitionism might need of people's squadism when police is abolished and people's squadism eventually leads into police abolitionism."

by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

National Sut People’s Face Day

A day where you can go around and punch people face freely

“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!

by handsomegenius February 11, 2023

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)

"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."

by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024