Donkey Shot

The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.

Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....

by branting May 6, 2024

Ogre donkey

A retarded, really short girl

Sydney is a ogre donkey

by She nene October 6, 2016

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 28, 2024