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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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cracked

To mean you got something totally correct or you completed something perfectly.

Synonyms: perfected, completed, aced, nailed

Most commonly used as a past tense verb.

The motion that usually accompanies the word is holding your hand above your head, and dropping it until it hits your head and then fan out all of your fingers and drop your hand over your face. This motion is supposed to resemble cracking an egg on your head.
Amy: (mumbling) I got it correct?
Sra. Dale: You cracked it?
Amy: Yeah, I cracked it.
by Español3RAper22010 November 2, 2010
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Cracken

It's like the Godzilla from the ocean!
by SYdderz December 11, 2011
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Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.
Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008
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Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.
Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.
by Linoleum May 27, 2008
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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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graham crackers and cheese

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.
Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese
by Riley M January 15, 2008
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