September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

Sub 5

A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.

After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.

by OW_player July 7, 2024

5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

5 fingers up

Having 5 fingers up in a photo means you are the definition of bitchful the amount of game you have leaves people flummoxed

“Damn dude, Keith had 5 fingers up in the group photo we had, I didn’t know he had game like that.”

by Snaccpak October 3, 2022

2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

5 & 1/4

Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.

Don't be a 5 & 1/4, you said you would help fix my computer, don't be a dick.

by Joke-Water May 31, 2022