TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.

Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?

by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 08, 2023

Kentucky Camel Toe

When you walk around with a huge wedgie that looks like a camel toe in the ass.

Rand Paul's ill fitting pants pulled him a wedgie that looks just like a camel toe. The first Kentucky Camel Toe on the media is a gift from their Senator Rand Paul.

by sabres4jeff September 09, 2021

crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 28, 2021

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”

“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”

by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 04, 2023

Jelly-Toes

When you smoke so much dope and can not feel your toes.

Wasssssup Jelly-Toes?

by Mitch Riley December 14, 2017