Your momma is ugly

self exlpanitory..

your momma is...umm ugly

Your momma is ugly by Bob The Builder August 3, 2003

your mom 

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

your mom by you moma February 19, 2010

your days are numbered 

we know when will u die, said by kidnapers, or other criminals, or even in Bible

i wanna marry a wonderful man, have kids, great career, buy me a villa, car, go around the world...
yea, but your days are numbered

your days are numbered by Mash May 21, 2004

your asshole

You.

Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.

your asshole by homes 661 January 8, 2012

your face

- A phrase equivilent to the middle finger. An insult, to make fun of, usually meaning 'you suck', to point fun of someone's looks or appearance. Mostly used a friendly gesture to make fun of a friend in a non-demeaning manner.
- Also can be used by placing your palm under someone's chin and saying 'Your face...It reeks'

Example 1 :
Friend 1 - 'Hey Guys, you like my new shirt?'
Friend 2 - 'Tim it's an extra small, your face'

Example 2 :
'Dude, you're playing too slow, you're emo...your face...It reeks'

your face by Rocco Sifredi November 1, 2003

Your mom 

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

Your mom by ElizabethXDisaster June 7, 2009

your mom 

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

your mom by your mom for reals November 4, 2009