Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

ur m0okm

A horrible misspelling of the phrase "ur mom" spelt by the struggle of forcefully using another's hand to clumsily type on a school chromebook.

I basngedb ur m0okm lloast nighjt

Bro are you high?

by Splashy aka ur m0okm June 6, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is an epic comeback to use against someone. It will catch then off guard not will not know how to respond.
Ur mom use it while you can.

Tommy "I wonder who smells like raw fish"
Jimmy "I bet it's Daniel"
Daniel "no, it's ur mom"

by pseudooym June 7, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

ur mom

round

ur mom is cute

by cat da dum dev June 12, 2022