paint the toilet 

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

paint the toilet by toiletpainter October 1, 2010

Hitting the tip of your dick

The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.

Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY

Hitting the tip of your dick by Rump Taster July 13, 2011

No tread on the tires 

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

No tread on the tires by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

straight off the terd 

a really bad smelling fart

damn jule that was straight off the terd

straight off the terd by jerrrrm September 11, 2005

Lady and the Tramp

An amazing Disney Classic. Made in 1956, this masterpiece is a love story between innocent, petite, classy American Cocker Spaniel, Lady and smart, street-wise, daring, Stray Mutt, Tramp. When Lady's owner's, the Darlings, focus all their attention on the baby and have no time for her, Tramp teaches Lady the ways of the street to take her mind off of the family's issues. Watch them have an amazing adventure, the couple will experience joy, fear and heart-break. This is a special family movie the kids will never forget.

Lady and the Tramp Lady Tramp Love

Lady and the Tramp by Mysterious Angel December 8, 2015

the taha 

you start with both arms point up/fingers pointing straight. then, one hand should remain straight up while the other moves 90 degrees to point towards the direction that you are facing. In order to do the taha, you must quickly alternate these two positions between your hands for periods of time.

where do i keep my handis when im dancing with a girl?
just do the taha

how do you enter a class late?
walk in doing the taha

how do you signal to your friend where you are in the park?
do the taha

the taha by Petey Stuy October 5, 2009

watch the throne 

best co-op album ever/ best album every
By Kanye West and Jay-Z (Yeezy and Hov)

show you are the best

You are know watching the throne

watch the throne bitches

watch the throne by joeykingman March 28, 2012