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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E
hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush
by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020
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St stephens Catholic Secondary School

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021
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North Surrey Secondary

A school in the lower mainland in the City of Surrey. Mostly filled with asians and has white girls that think they “all that” when really they are just privileged little girls that travel in groups and talks shit about eachother. NSSS is strong in the performing arts and has good teachers for the most part.
Did you see those group of white girls with badly died hair?”
“Yeah, they must be from North Surrey Secondary
by BoujeeBitty03 June 8, 2021
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Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021
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Bishan Park Secondary School

It means a school that its gone
Its used to exist till its gone..
Person 1: This is a bishan park secondary school .
Person 2: Oh its gone
by you father passaway cb August 22, 2021
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