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saladgasm 

"OMG! This salad is soooooooo good! Squeeee! More, give it to me, baby! Are those really nuts? This is FORKING AWESOME!!" are all typical reactions to having a saladgasm.

Unlike a general foodgasm, you rarely get burnt while having a saladgasim, and it's a great for your waist.

Of note: a raw saladgasms (without dressing) is rare, but some people claim to like it that way.
Raaawwrrr! That's the best saladgasm I think ive ever had! Thanks, love!
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Salad Shooter 

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!
salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, is a plain fuckin mess
did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad
Salad by lach010203 September 21, 2020
salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess
did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad
Salad by lach010203 September 21, 2020
Sam was not looking that Salad today.
They were being so salad!
Salad by Eatsthetic September 30, 2020

Salad tender 

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
Salad tender by Flashkk October 4, 2020