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Referring to the TikTok of YouTube.
Person 1: YouTube Shorts is basically TikTok
Person 2: No it’s not, 2 totally different things
by Drezeiz February 24, 2025
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Shortage

A group or pack of little people is called a shortage. This can range from as few as only three little people, to numbers large enough to make you question reality.
There is a shortage of them at the circus.

(The term 'little people' can also be used to help clarify what is being talked about)

There was a shortage of little people at the rodeo, I wasn't sure if they were going to perform an act or not. I didn't think it would be polite to ask.
by Chevy Mustang March 5, 2025
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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
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short stacked tits

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a set of short stacked tits!
by Bob's Valley February 8, 2026
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Short-Duration Motion

Movement that happens so quickly you barely register it, from the blink of an eye to the snap of a finger to the moment your phone slides off the table and you fail to catch it. Short-duration motion is the realm of reflexes, instinct, and regret—the split second when you realize you've said something stupid and watch the other person's face change in slow motion, even though the actual motion was fast. It's the temporal home of accidents, epiphanies, and the exact moment a toast lands butter-side down.
Example: "The short-duration motion of the car accident lasted less than a second, but he replayed it for months—the screech, the impact, the airbag. His therapist said that's normal: short events, long consequences. He said he'd prefer shorter consequences and longer events, like a nice vacation."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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Short-Range Spaceflight

The art of leaving the planet just long enough to wave goodbye, then coming right back down—suborbital hops, tourist flights to the edge of space, and any mission where you can still see your house from the window. Short-range spaceflight is for people who want to be astronauts but also want to be home for dinner. It's the space equivalent of dipping your toe in the cosmic ocean before deciding the water's too cold and returning to the beach of Earth's atmosphere, slightly shaken but ready for the souvenir photo.
*Example: "He bought a ticket for short-range spaceflight on a billionaire's rocket—11 minutes of weightlessness, a view of the curve of Earth, and then back home in time for lunch. When asked if he felt like an astronaut, he said he felt like a very privileged tourist who had briefly escaped the gravity of his problems, which immediately resumed upon landing."*
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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