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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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pc real defenision

I have a pc real defenision.
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REAL MALAGA

Ones that are actually from Malaga
We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz
by Mgang May 11, 2021
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Real Racing 3

That game that is highly Pay to Win and has physics that people believes realistic but they are not. But hey look, it has F1 and... and oh yeah cars!
Hey mom can i get money to buy a RedBull RB16 in Real Racing 3?
by DaMatt08 June 4, 2021
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real culprit

ur annoying sibling who blames u for everything
by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 4, 2021
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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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