Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?

You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.

by FoxNSox January 11, 2019

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011

Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019

Year 7 roadmen

Year 7 road men are little kids who think they are hard but they haven’t even had a girlfriend before

Yeah year 7 roadmen are actually stupid init

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Dio the Roadroller

A ripoff of the kids show,"Thomas the Tank Engine", which is about a yellow roadroller named Dio, who loves smashing things and making sounds like, "Wryyy, mudamudamuda, Kono Dio da" etc.

Kid1: Hey is that show, Thomas the Tank Engine? What's with that ridiculously looking yellow roadroller?
Kid2: Thats a ripoff show called,Dio the roadroller. But its more funnier.
*Both Kids sit down and watch Dio the roadroller on TV*

by Saitama 777 February 19, 2021

Gaggle of roadmen

A group of teenagers normally dressed in clothes bought from JJB. They can normally be found hanging around children's playgrounds just after dark.

I was gonna go chill on the park but a gaggle of roadmen came.

by Frikkieg September 7, 2021

Wanna be roadman

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old

"What are you looking at pussio"
"A wanna be roadman who thinks their hard"

by Liz A british person May 14, 2022