p0es_petty_spouse

p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs

out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done

the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence

in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service

Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?

Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!

by Chewbaccasfatass March 20, 2021

p0es_petty_spouse

the best mutual you’ll ever have i can assure you..... ‼️😍 hourly content and they’re just the best honesltlhhy

it’s like they’re obsessed with poe oh me too they main razor ME FUCKCKIGN TOO ‼️‼️‼️ ily @p0es_petty_spouse.....

“omgmgm p0es_petty_spouse just followed me”
“YES!!!!!!!! that’s my favorite mutual!!!!!!!!!!”

by peekinnie March 20, 2021

samantha_pettigrew111

Cameron apologist so she is valid she ships Cameron x Alex (me) and she is the only enfp and enneatype 5 that is valid

Cameron:i love Alex so much

Samantha_pettigrew111: my fav couple!!!

by Cameronismyalpha September 1, 2021

Bitchard Petty

Someone who is petty AF and bitches constantly.

Brandon came in complaining about his co-workers for the hundredth time over little shit. He’s turned into a Bitchard Petty.

by Chaos31 March 15, 2022

Jacob Petti

a whole ass bitch who won’t download rec room

damn you totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

Jacob Petti

a bitch ass nigga who won’t download rec room

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

Serena Petty

Usually has a phat ass and often complains about the smallest things possible in life.

Ay yo that bitch looking like a Serena Petty

by Izacceryisthegoat May 18, 2022