mexican minister of defense

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills

"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"

by odoggy21 January 4, 2022

mexican pile-up

When you see 7 or 8 mexicans getting in or out of a car that normally holds 2.

There was a mexican pile-up in that Honda I saw outside the taco restuarant.

by jeello May 31, 2011

mexican jew byrd

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.

"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."

by French23 June 3, 2017

Mexican Mud Dragon

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon

My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020

Mexican Pickle Fight

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.

Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.

by P_Mac December 24, 2012

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017