Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.

Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

Rooter's Law by Brii Holley December 21, 2008

Spartan's Law 

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

Spartan's Law by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats 

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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.

Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats by St. Juan Pablo December 15, 2011

Liberty Marie Law 

A flirtatious girl. She often tells other people secretes. She seems trustworthy when you meet, then it all changes. She will push you away, eventually. She often flirts with several boys at a time. Everyone loves Liberty until she screws them over. She

Liberty Marie Law is a fun, trustworthy person.

Liberty Marie Law by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 10, 2014

Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.

Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.

Lyndi's Law by Tenacious E June 22, 2015

Godwin's Third Law 

Formally Stated Godwin's Third Law is: For every mention of Godwin's Law, there will be an equal and opposite negative reaction. The statement means that in every interaction on the internet, where there is a pair of opposing opinions a reverence to Nazism or Hilter will be made, followed by some reference to Godwin's Law ; immediately followed in turn by a reference of Godwin's Law (see Godwin's Second Law) and then inevitably a further remark, usually made by a third party stating that Godwin's Law does not apply or that any mentioning Godwin's Law is somehow shouting down the argument . With each level ofassertion Godwin's law the BS level grows exponentially.

Third Party: Godwins "law" is really just an internet trend. It is NOT an actual law, nor is it part of actual debate or logic.
Forth Party: Ha ha! Godwin's Third Law - you lose.

Godwin's Third Law by DaveSmith2013 August 29, 2016

Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

Huffer's law by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016