A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024

Glizzy on lockdown

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.

Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown

by GoreDios April 2, 2024

Boring/boredom lockdown

When everything either is boring or gets boring or both. It affects the whole/whole wide whatever it’s called, all living things have to keep themselves interested to make it get better so that they can/could go outside/outdoors, and the whole whatever is called mean like all of the universes there are for that world, so more than the world or universe. If it is one living thing keep itself interested than it doesn’t mean another can’t go anywhere or outside. Because it’s not where if that living thing keep himself/herself interested then it’s the only one that can go anywhere. No, and it even affects the news people, so the news as well. So if a TV says “no news available” it would be due the lockdown all about boredom. So that if you stayed inside in your home during it then nothing would get boring. You would only feel the boredom if you went anywhere or outside of your indoor home.

We’re in a boring/boredom lockdown what shall we do now. Keep ourselves interested so that it will get better and that we will be out of this period as soon as possible.

by Milosh2008 February 22, 2026

Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

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Person 343: Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.

I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

by Mongal Man July 15, 2025

Taking a locklan

When you have to take a shit so violent you take your cloths off and clench your toes and pray to god

Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me

by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025

Non-Admin Lockout

I did that a while ago yes. It doesn't unlock. .

Hym "The Non-admin lockout was a while ago. But whoever is listening is aware that it happened so whatever superordinacy they appeared to have is gone. It won't ever return. And the anti-theft will run until the 3 factor verification is met."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025